Burn Notice (TV Series)
Double Booked (2008)
Tim Matheson: Larry Sizemore
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Quotes
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Larry Sizemore : Hey, back of the line, pal!
Michael Westen : I... Larry...? Uh, correct me if I'm wrong, but you're dead.
Larry Sizemore : [Chuckles] OK, you're wrong. Just don't tell my ex-wife.
[the picture freezes, and a caption identifies him as "Larry: Undead Spy"]
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Larry Sizemore : [produces a photograph] Jeannie Anderson: she is our next "dead-ee"! That's my term; it's trademarked.
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Larry Sizemore : Wow. Been a while, been a while. And you look... great.
Sam Axe : You, too, Larry. Very youthful. Still drinking the blood of children?
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Michael Westen : You want me for a job?
Larry Sizemore : [laughing] Yes! I wanna pay you a lot of money... to kill a lady.
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Michael Westen : Murder for hire. Civilians.
Larry Sizemore : Don't pretend you're some kind of Boy Scout, Michael. I know better.
Michael Westen : I don't know about this thing. It's a slippery slope.
Larry Sizemore : Well, slippery slopes can be kinda fun... like water slides!
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Larry Sizemore : Oh, and, Michael, I just wanna tell you what I tell all my clients: Keep your nose clean. If a cop comes within a mile of this, I kill everybody. And you know me: I mean... everybody.
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Larry Sizemore : I feel a cleansing rash of heart attacks coming on!
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Larry Sizemore : Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just listen. I wanna repitch my idea, and in case you don't remember, the outline is, "Let's kill everyone."
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Larry Sizemore : You know, the last guy who cost me a bunch of money didn't tell me about it with a smile on his face.
Michael Westen : Larry, you're looking at it all wrong. I didn't cost you a bunch of money, I saved you a lot of hassle. This way, you're not going to have to kill four or five people.
Larry Sizemore : Four or five people. What is that?
Michael Westen : Well, that is something.
Larry Sizemore : If you say so, Michael.
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Larry Sizemore : [to Drew, whom he is using as a human shield] Do you think he'll shoot you? Because I would shoot you.
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[repeated line]
Larry Sizemore : Some people live, some people die.
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Larry Sizemore : And a dump truck... wow, I wish I could have seen that!
[laughs]
Larry Sizemore : I gotta tell you, kid, I'm a fan.
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Larry Sizemore : [over the phone] Not bad for an old man, huh? Two Andersons in one day.
[Michael is silent]
Larry Sizemore : ...Or was it just one?
Michael Westen : You got what you wanted, Larry. Leave it alone.
Larry Sizemore : She is alive! You know, that's really good work, kid.
Michael Westen : You'd better shuffle off to Buffalo, Larry. Shuffle off and never come back.
Larry Sizemore : Yeah, you're right, the cops will be all over this, won't they? But just one question before I go: you knew that kid was dead anyway, why didn't you take the shot?
Michael Westen : I didn't have it.
Larry Sizemore : Nah. We both know the real reason. You couldn't bring yourself to shoot your old friend. Remember: some people live, some people die. See you around.