Sid:
I know what it's like to feel abandoned.
Ellie:
This is the world our baby's gonna grow up in, you can't change that.
Manny:
Guys don't talk to guys about guy problems. They just... punch each other on the shoulder.
Ellie:
That's stupid!
Manny:
To a girl... To a guy that's like six months of therapy!
Diego:
Look, who are we kidding, Manny, I'm-I'm-I'm not a kitty-cat, I'm a sabre. I'm not really built for chaperoning play-dates.
Ellie:
That's right sweetheart, welcome to the Ice Age!
Crash:
Dude, You're awesome! You're like the brother I never had!
Eddie:
Me too!
Ellie:
We've been living above an entire world, and we didn't even know it!
Manny:
After we rescue Sid, I'm going to kill him.
Sid:
I'm too young to be eaten!
Manny:
I feel so... puny.
Ellie:
Talk to the trunk.
Sid:
[
running from a musk ox he tried to milk] I thought you were a female!
Buck:
[
from trailer] Are you ready for adventure?
Crash, Eddie:
Yes, sir!
Buck:
For danger?
Crash, Eddie:
Yes, sir!
Buck:
For death?
Eddie:
Uhh, can you repeat the question?
Ellie:
[
a Tyrannosaurus has come forward] I thought those guys were extinct.
Manny:
Well then, that is one *angry* fossil.
Manny:
[
Sid guards the three baby Tyrannosaurs from an adult] Sid! Give them to her! She's their mother!
Sid:
How do I know she's their mother?
Manny:
What do you want, a birth certificate? She's a *dinosaur*!
Sid:
[
confronting a Tyrannosaurus who has come looking for her babies] Look, these are my kids! And you're gonna have to go through *me* to get them!
Sid:
[
about the baby mammoth] It's a boy!
Diego:
That's a tail
Sid:
It's a girl!
Buck:
[
stopping Manny and the herd from moving on] Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa! Whoa! What, you-you think this is some sort of tropical getaway? You can't protect your mate, mate. What are you gonna do with those-those flimsy tusks when you run into the Beast?
Crash:
Wait. You mean there's something *bigger* than Mommy Dinosaur?
Buck:
Aye.
Eddie:
"Eye"?
Buck:
Aye aye. He's the one that gave me *this*
[
pointing to his missing eye, which is covered in a patch]
Eddie:
Whoa. He gave you that patch?
Crash:
For free? That's so cool.
Eddie:
Yeah, maybe he'll give *us* one, too!
Buck:
Let me tell you about the time I turned a Tyrannosaurus Rex into Tyrannosaurus Rachel.
Manny:
Why is it called the "Gorge of Death"?
Buck:
We tried calling it "The Big Smelly Crack" but people kept giggling.
Buck:
Hello Rudy!
Buck:
His name is Rudy and he gave me this!
[
pointing to his bad eye covered with a patch]
Crash:
He gave a patch?
Eddie:
For free?
Crash, Eddie:
That's so cool!
Sid:
I am a single mother with 3 kids.
Sid:
Look, somebody else is gonna have a baby! You must be proud!
Pudgy Beaver Mom:
I'm not pregnant!
Gazelle:
Try to catch me!
Eddie, Crash:
[
after inhaling the poison gas] Let's do it!
[
singing]
Eddie, Crash:
Christmas, Christmas, time is here!
Sid:
[
to the baby dinosaur] Spit out little Johnny or we're leaving the playground right now!
[
the baby dinosaur spits up a bird]
Sid:
There you go. The picture of health.
Aardvark Mom:
That's not little Johnny!
Sid:
Hey, it's better than nothing.
Sid:
We are leaving the playground this instant!
Buck:
[
Buck sees a large butterfly as it takes off] I knew that guy when he was a caterpillar, you know, before he came out.
Buck:
The Buck stops here!
Diego:
[
to Manny, about possibly staying] This is my kind of place.
Buck:
[
Pick up a rock like it's a cellphone] Hello? No... No I can't really talk right now... Going to retrive a dead sloth. No, I know. They're following ME! Yeah, and they think I'M crazy! O-Okay... We're going into the Chasm of Death, I'm going to loose you. Yeah. O-Okay.
[
quietly]
Buck:
I... I love you too. Goodbye... Goodbye!
[
throws the rock aside]
Buck:
Let's get a move on, shall we?
Manny:
[
to Diego] That'll be YOU in three weeks.
Manny:
Just WHEN exactly did you loose your mind?
Buck:
About three months ago. I woke up married to a pineapple... An *UGLY* pineapple.
[
sighs lovingly]
Buck:
But I loved her so...
Buck:
What are you guys doing here?
Ellie:
Our friend was taken by a dinosaur.
Buck:
Well, he's dead. Welcome to my world. Now, go home. Off you pop!
Crash:
What's that noise?
Buck:
It's the wind. It's speaking to us.
Eddie:
What's it saying?
Buck:
I don't know. I don't speak wind.
Buck:
The name's Buck. Short for Buckminster. Long for Buh.
Manny:
Oh, we need a code word. Yeah, something that says, "the baby's coming."
Ellie:
Hmm. How about, "Aaah! The baby's coming!" How's that?
Manny:
Nah, it's too long. We need something short and punchy, like, uh... "peaches"!
Ellie:
Peaches?
Manny:
I love peaches. They're sweet and round and fuzzy, just like you.
Ellie:
You think I'm round?
Manny:
Uh... Round is good. Round is foxy!
Crash:
Dude, you're awesome! You're like the brother I never had!
Eddie:
Me too!
Manny:
Sid, you're gonna have a family too someday. You're gonna meet a nice girl, with... with low standards, no real options, or sense of smell...
Buck:
[
Manny and Diego are trapped by a meat-eating plant] They're going to be digested.
Manny:
Digested?
Buck:
They'll be nothing but bones in about three minutes. Well, maybe five for the fat one.
Manny:
I'm not fat!
Manny:
Sid, whatever you're doing, it's a bad idea.
Sid:
Shh! My kids will hear you.
Manny:
They're not your kids, Sid. Take them back. You're not meant to be a parent.
Sid:
Why not?
Manny:
First sign: stealing someone else's eggs. Second sign: one of them almost became an omelet.
Crash:
Have you ever flown one of these before?
Buck:
No. First time, actually.
Buck:
It smells like a buzzard's butt fell off and was sprayed on by skunks.
Diego:
That's Sid.
Diego:
[
to Manny] For the record, I blame you for this!
Manny:
Don't move a muscle.
Molehog:
[
running] AAAAAAAH!
Diego:
[
trapped in man-eating plant with Manny] I feel... tingly.
Manny:
Don't say that when you're next to me!
Diego:
Not that kind of tingly!
Manny:
I can feel it too!
Buck:
[
after Manny and Diego get trapped in giant plant] Let's go Buckwild!
Sid:
[
after Diego leaves, looks in ice at his reflection] At least you've still got your looks.
[
ice cracks]
Sid:
No wonder you're single, you don't communicate. I say they're vegetarian, you say "grrr". I say let's talk about it, you say "grrr". That's not what I call communication.
Mother T-Rex:
GRRRRRR!
Sid:
See that's your answer to everything!
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