Unhappily Ever After (TV Series)
The Descent of Man (1995)
Geoff Pierson: Jack Malloy
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Quotes
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Jennie Malloy : [Jack has snuck a drumstick off Tiffany's plate while her head was turned as she was talking on her cellphone] I can not believe you would take food out of your own children's mouths.
Jack Malloy : She's anorexic. She's already ate her lima bean.
Tiffany Malloy : [softly] Oh God.
[then, insistent:]
Tiffany Malloy : Daddy, I will not have you spreading ugly rumours about me being anorexic. Anorexics don't eat. Besides, if I was going to be anything, I would be bulimic.
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Jack Malloy : Yeah, the lighting in that bathroom makes me look like an old man.
Mr. Floppy : So does the lighting out here.
Jack Malloy : That was horrible. I haven't seen that many wrinkles since the farewell episode of Designing Women.
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Ross Malloy : I'm starving, I wanna go home.
Jack Malloy : Well, you can't go home now.
Ryan Malloy : Yeah, but at least there's food there.
Jack Malloy : [gets up from the couch in disgust] You whining sissies, you make me sick! We're men, we don't give up our principles just to eat. We give them up for the promise of sex, but not just for food! You are soldiers in the battle of the sexes. If you go home now, and let a woman push you around, while the whole world laughs at ya, you might as well just be the President of the United States. Now is that what you want?
Ryan Malloy : [in unison] No!
Ross Malloy : [in unison] No!
Jack Malloy : All right. Let's be men.
[walks to the door, takes jacket]
Jack Malloy : Come on, guys. It's night in the city. And if we can't roll a drunk, or score some loose change from the seats of an unlocked automobile, then we have no right to call ourselves Malloy.
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Ryan Malloy : [found Jack on his hands and knees on the couch next to Floppy] Don't worry, Dad, I'm not one to judge. Sometimes when the dog rubs up against me, I rub back.
Jack Malloy : [regards Ryan with distaste] It sure is an honor to call you 'son.'
