Unhappily Ever After (TV Series)

Run (1995)

Kevin Connolly: Ryan Malloy

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• Jennie Malloy : Oh, but you should have seen your father when I first met him. He had such cute little hopes and dreams. I remember many a night he'd say: She ate a watermelon, she's not pregnant. And I'd say: Wake up, Jack, you're dreaming.

  Ryan Malloy : Wait a second. If you guys were married in February, and I was born in May...

  [grabs a yellow notepad] 

  Jennie Malloy : Oh, but your Daddy was so cute back then. I was too. As a matter of fact, I looked just like you.

  [pointing at Tiffany] 

  Tiffany Malloy : [alarmed]  Oh my God! You are kidding, aren't you?

  Jennie Malloy : [seething]  No, I'm not!

  [causing her daughter to go into despair about her doomed future] 

• Ryan Malloy : Dad, how long is a woman pregnant?

  Jack Malloy : Take my advice, son, you don't want to stick around long enough to find out.