Unhappily Ever After (TV Series)
Leaving Van Nuys (1996)
Kevin Connolly: Ryan Malloy
Quotes
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Tiffany Malloy : [on cellphone] You are a retard if you want to be with anyone but Matt Le Blanc. Without him, they might as well call that show 'Girls.'
[sits down next to Ryan on couch, obviously bothered by the noisy cartoon he and Ross are watching]
Tiffany Malloy : It's Rachel that makes the haircut, not the haircut that makes Rachel.
[older brother turns up the volume]
Tiffany Malloy : Ryan, I can't hear.
Ryan Malloy : Right, I can't read, you don't see me crying about it.
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Ryan Malloy : I don't wanna get a job. It's no life for a man. All I wanna do is laugh, drink beer, chase girls, sleep late, hang around all day...
Tiffany Malloy : Oh! You mean college?
[sighs, sits down next to him on the couch]
Tiffany Malloy : Well, we have to find one that will take in... a total moron.
[thinks about it]
Tiffany Malloy : I know, Cheeseburger Community College!
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Ryan Malloy : [as Ross switches off cartoon show] What are you doing?
Ross Malloy : These violent cartoons are poison. Can't you see you're mimicking what you see on TV?
Ryan Malloy : Don't censor me, okay? Government's job.
Tiffany Malloy : Ryan, don't pick on him. He's not your nose.