Stephanie Hodge: Jennie Malloy

Quotes 

• Ross Malloy : Hi Mom.

  Jennie Malloy : Hi honey,

  Ross Malloy : I want a bicycle.

  Jennie Malloy : What do you need a bicycle for?

  Ross Malloy : It's too far to walk to the movies. I wanna see Showgirls.

  Jennie Malloy : Showgirls? Well, who's in it?

  Ross Malloy : The girl from Saved By The Bell.

  Jennie Malloy : Aw, you always liked her.

  [hands him the money] 

• Jack Malloy : [to Jennie]  I can't say no to the kids. I mean, Ryan climbed on my lap and said we looked like brothers. And Tiffany looked at me with those big sad eyes and said "Whatever Daddy does is okay."

  [scoffs:] 

  Jack Malloy : And you say she manipulates me?

  Jennie Malloy : Jack, aren't you scared to drive with the kids?

  Jack Malloy : Hey, at the used car lot I drive with drunks, crazies and foreigners every day. Worse, I drive with senior citizens, and worse still, I drive with Asian senior citizens. After that, nothing scares you!

  [scene shifts to Tiffany recklessly driving the car] 

  Jack Malloy : Slow down, slow down, you're not going to beat the train!

  [railroad bell dings] 

  Jack Malloy : No!

  [yells in panic] 

  Jack Malloy : Tiffany! Slow down, slow down!

  Tiffany Malloy : Calm down, Daddy, it's the perfect time to speed, I don't have my license yet!

  [roadside carnage] 

  Tiffany Malloy : Ooh. Besides, I'm in total control.

  [more roadside carnage] 

  Tiffany Malloy : What does that sign say?

  Jack Malloy : Stop.

  Tiffany Malloy : Hah. Stop. At the speed I'm going?

  [consults rear view mirror to check up on hair] 

  Tiffany Malloy : God, my hair is a mess. If a cop stops us...

  [to Ryan] 

  Tiffany Malloy : You don't have a brush?

  Ryan Malloy : Yeah, I had a brush. A brush with death! Dad, did you see that? She's gonna get us killed.

  Jack Malloy : Yes, I saw it, that's why my eyes are closed.