- Zan Owlson: I was at the top of my class at Mouseton! Ran several successful businesses! But none of that prepared me for you Duckburg billionaires! Reckless thrill-seekers! Madmen with the minds of children! Actual children! I tried to keep you people humble, but all you care about is money, and power! Well, I'm done trying to make you better! I'm gonna become a better billionaire myself! I QUIT!
- [stunned silence from Louie and the Bombie]
- Zan Owlson: Consider this my two weeks notice because I will stay on to train my replacement like a professional! Now, everyone hold on to something!