- Goomer: [after Stan left] The business? Ooh! That guy is the worst.
- Frank Murphy: No, he isn't. I don't care what any you say. My old man is the worst fucking father that ever lived.
- Holtenwasser: [sadly] If my father turned me into the gestapo.
- Babe Bonfiglio: Boys, don't grow up to hate me. You're daddy loves you, and...
- [looks at the mess they made and yells at them]
- Babe Bonfiglio: YOU FUCKING ANIMALS!
- Anthony: Da-da's mad at me!
- [crying]
- Anthony: You know what...? You know what...? You know what...?
- Babe Bonfiglio: I leave you without for two hours so I can drink beer, and this is the things I get! Phillip, you were the man of the house!
- Phillip Bonfiglio: [complaining] I don't want to be a man! That was your mistake!
- Frank Murphy: [when the phone rings] Ah, does it ever fail?
- Frank Murphy: [holds up] What?
- Bob Pogo: Frank! I'm sorry to bother you on a saturday like this.
- Frank Murphy: You always bother me on a saturday like this, Pogo.
- Bob Pogo: The X Ray machine on the fritz and we got a boatload of flights to still get out tonight.
- [gasps]
- Bob Pogo: I tried to fix it myself, but I sneezed and ruined my slacks.
- Frank Murphy: [sighs] Fine, I'll be right there.
- Marilyn Chilson: [to Gert Gurski] Oh, and what's Henry Kissinger like?
- Gert Gurski: [laughs] Call my apartment and ask him.
- Marilyn Chilson: Did you hear that, Sue?
- Sue Murphy: [turned away] Yes, mom.
- Marilyn Chilson: He's not Kissinger. He's Kissing-her!
- Vivian Saunders: [annoyed] Oh we've all fucked him. Stop bragging.