- Lois Griffin: Alanis Morissette was America's Sweetheart in the '90s. She went on to become one of the CDs in the garage.
- Chris Griffin: Wait, Seamus had arms and legs?
- Lois Griffin: Chris, I'm not sure you have the green-light to just chime in whenever.
- Joe Swanson: Say, you partying hard or hardly partying?
- Daria: Hardly interested.
- Joe Swanson: YOU'RE MEAN!
- [She turns around and the Daria theme song starts playing]
- Joe Swanson: .
- Peter Griffin: I was The Chandler, not because of my sarcastic zingers, but because I liked to take forty Vicodin a day.