- Derek Taylor: You've got a real flaw in your character.
- Ricky Stratton: What's that?
- Derek Taylor: You feel sorry for the pitiful.
- Ricky Stratton: Oh, yeah? I don't feel sorry for you.
- Freddy Lippincottleman: I'm gonna go to the bathroom and brush my teeth.
- J.T. Martin: Got your Daffy Duck toothbrush?
- Freddy Lippincottleman: For your information, I don't *have* a Daffy Duck toothbrush. It's Snoopy!
- Derek Taylor: [hugging Mr. Stratton goodnight] God give you rest, sir.
- Ricky Stratton: Derek, why don't you go home and give *us* a rest?
- Edward Stratton III: Rick, when the other guys make fun of Freddy, do you join in?
- Ricky Stratton: ...W - well, everybody thinks he's a nerd. And if I speak up for him...
- Edward Stratton III: Yeah?
- Ricky Stratton: Well, that'd make me a nerd by association.
- Ricky Stratton: I don't blame you for being mad. What we did last night was pretty low, and - and I caved in to Derek and J.T. and said I wasn't your friend; that was even lower. But I want you to know that I'm - that I'm sorry.