- Monterey Jack: That had more twists than the Sunday snake stampede of '66.
- Dale: [having just collapsed dizzily after getting off the roller coaster] Yeah. Let's do it again.
- Monterey Jack: She once told me I was goin' on a trip through time. And the very next day I fell off a grandfather clock.
- Cassandra: [to Zipper causing him to blush and laugh] I see you just as handsome as ever.
- Monterey Jack: And you're as pretty as a plate full of parmesean, Cassie.
- Cassandra: Monterey Jack, you will shortly get a pink fur coat.
- Monterey Jack: Uh, well, not quite in line with me fashion sense.
- [entering the carnival's fun house]
- Gadget: Careful, Monty! That staircase looks...
- [the steps flatten, sending Monty tumbling to the floor below]
- Gadget: ...suspicious. Remember, this is a fun house.
- Monterey Jack: [sitting up, dazed] Yeah? So when does the fun start?
- Monterey Jack: [as he and the other Rangers look at Chip's hat which Zipper has just pulled out from under the treasure chest] She didn't mean an elephant's trunk.
- Gadget: [gasps] She meant elephant, then trunk!
- [Tears well up in her eyes]
- Gadget: Oh, Chip!
- Monterey Jack: [comforting Gadget as she and Dale start to cry] He wouldn't listen. It was the predictions.
- Chip: [offscreen] Well, *I've* got a prediction for you.
- Monterey Jack: Chip? One side, mates!
- [He pushes the trunk aside, and Chip emerges from a hole in the floor, still very much alive]
- Chip: I predict I'll never go to a fortune-teller again.