Flight of the Conchords (TV Series)

Sally Returns (2007)

Rhys Darby: Murray Hewitt

Quotes 

• Murray : Where are you going?

  Jemaine : I'm going on a date

  Bret : With who?

  Jemaine : No one...

  Murray : No one? That's not a date... That's just going out... I do that all the time! Do you want to go for a walk are something?

• Murray : There's something I want to talk to you about actually, Jemaine. Umm... it's not good news; Planet Jemaine supernova-ed. Yeah, there's nothing left of it apparently, just a huge, gaseous cloud - the beginnings of a black hole.

  Jemaine : When did this happen?

  Murray : About four million years ago. Yeah, Sorry.

  Jemaine : Well, that was a waste of fifty bucks.

• Jemaine : It's an apartment. It's my studio apartment.

  Murray : More like a compartment.

• Murray : Hey, Jemaine, where can I park? If I get one more ticket, I'll go to jail!

  Jemaine : I don't know. I don't have a car.

  Murray : Oh well, I'll just leave it here.