- Dewey Duck: [Tackles Donald] I could have been named Turbo!
- Dewey Duck: [Starts shaking Donald by his shirt] YOU OWE ME 11 YEARS OF TURBO!
- Della Duck: Just because I'm mad at you doesn't mean I didn't miss you!
- Donald Duck: I missed you too ya big dummy!
- Donald Duck: Move over! This is a ship. I am a sailor.
- Della Duck: This is a rocket ship, genius! I'm a pilot!
- Scrooge McDuck: [Fondly remembering how Donald and Della used to bicker on their old adventures] Oh, bless me bagpipes, have I missed this.
- Launchpad McQuack: [about Scrooge] Uh... Is he okay?
- Mrs. Beakley: He's... strategizing. Everything's fine. Sure, we had an army before, and now there's only an elite squad of five...
- Duckworth: Four. I've decided you're doomed. My time would be better served preparing your places in the afterlife. Cheerio.
- [exits through the floor]
- Mrs. Beakley: Not reassuring that he went *down* instead of up.
- Della Duck: [Looking at Donald talk to a melon] Has the melon been a thing the whole time I've been gone?
- Huey Duck: No, that's new.
- Dewey Duck: [Dewey looks over and sees he is standing in the same stance as Donald] Oh man. Am I the uncle Donald?
- Lunaris: [after Launckpad crashes into the Moonlander's Rocket] What? No!
- Scrooge McDuck: You were prepared for our best, but not are dumbest.
- Flintheart Glomgold: And I'm the dumbest there has ever been
- [laughs maniacally]
- Flintheart Glomgold: [realizing what Scrooge meant] Wait?
- Lunaris: I am the Moon, greatest of the Planets!
- Flintheart Glomgold: The moon's not a planet.
- Lunaris: Stop saying that!
- Scrooge McDuck: Gyro, it's time. Unleash the Unstoppabomb!
- Gyro Gearloose: The Moonlanders... uh... already found that and stopped it.
- Scrooge McDuck: What? Uh... alright then. Activate the Doomsday Ray!
- Gyro Gearloose: That was like the first thing they took out.
- Scrooge McDuck: Ok... I swore I'd never have to initiate our worst weapon...
- Gyro Gearloose: And you never will, because they destroyed that too. This was a very well planned invasion.