DuckTales (TV Series)

Happy Birthday, Doofus Drake! (2019)

Allison Janney: Goldie O'Gilt

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Quotes 

• Scrooge McDuck : Something is terribly wrong.

  [Scrooge begins walking through the Mansion. Grunting is heard and Scrooge opens a door to find Webby, Lena, and Violet fighting a werewolf] 

  Scrooge McDuck : No. That's not it.

  [closes door] 

  Dewey Duck : [Scrooge walks down the stairs hears faint wind noises and opens the door to the kitchen. Inside, Beakley and Dewey are caught in a windstorm stemming from a teapot]  WOAH!

  Scrooge McDuck : Tempest in a teapot. Pesky, but manageable.

  [closes door] 

  Huey Duck , Della Duck : [Scrooge approaches another door. In the living room, Della and Huey are dressed in fantasy game costumes in preparation for a game. On the projection screen is a loading screen for Legends of Legend Quest Dereznaroth]  A prophesied hero has arrived. A hero who is- You! Rise, Legends of Legend Quest!

  Scrooge McDuck : I mean, this is very wrong, but it's not this either. I've checked the whole blasted mansion. What could it be?

  [Returns to his office] 

  Goldie O'Gilt : [Scrooge's eyes widen as he sees his chair turned away, the person sitting in it is flipping a coin into the air. Goldie swivels around to face him]  Morning, Scroogie.

  Scrooge McDuck : Goldie? What are you doing here?

  Louie Duck : She's with me.

• Louie Duck : Please, I'm a professional, I can handle this.

  [Cut to Louie locked in a trunk as Goldie robs his room] 

  Louie Duck : How did this go so wrong so quickly?

  Goldie O'Gilt : [Picks up Louie's golden statue]  Rule number 1, kid: if you want to pick a pocket, you gotta get close.

  [Steps on a creaky board, flips back the rug and opens it] 

  Goldie O'Gilt : Better luck next time, rookie.

  Louie Duck : Rookie? I'll have you know I'm the evil triplet, okay!

  Goldie O'Gilt : [Removes a bag of money from the floorboard]  Sure, you're the scariest bunny in the petshop. Let me guess, you see all the angles, you're the sharper than the sharpies? Didn't see this angle, Sharpie.

  [Dumps out the trashcan on the desk] 

  Louie Duck : [Crying sounds]  Louie Incorporated is my dream, but no one believes that I can do it. I know I'll never be able to work harder than Scrooge, but I-I thought maybe I could learn to be clever like you, like my hero?

  [chest starts to open] 

  Goldie O'Gilt : [sits on the chest]  Not bad. Was that a Crocodile Water Works?

  Louie Duck : The hero's guilt trip with a lone wolf gambit.

  Goldie O'Gilt : You know your cons.

  [picks up a golden piece of paper] 

  Goldie O'Gilt : Hmm...

  [Opens the chest lid and Louie pops up] 

  Louie Duck : So you'll teach me?

  Goldie O'Gilt : [showing a letter]  Only if you can get me in here.

  Louie Duck : No! No way!

  [Shuts himself back in the chest] 

  Louie Duck : Not Doofus Drake's birthday!

• Doofus Drake : Tell me a story, Goldiemama.

  Doofus' Mom , Butler Dad : [reverently and in awe]  Goldiemama...

  Goldie O'Gilt : Well, this one time I was trapped in a dimension where imps jabbed me with a million tiny splinters as they whispered my most devastating failures in my ear. This is worse.