Memorable quotes for
Year One (2009) More at IMDbPro »

[from trailer]
Zed: You could be my right-hand man.
Oh: I've seen what you do with your right hand. No, thank you.

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[from trailer]
[a hunter knocks a bowl of berries out of Oh's hand]
Oh: Well there won't be any berries in the fruit salad now, so we all lose.

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[from trailer]
[Zed has eaten an apple from the 'Tree of Knowledge']
Zed: I might know everything. Ask me something?
Oh: Where does the sun go at night?
Zed: Pass. Next question.
Oh: Where do babies come from?
Zed: Pass. Next question.
Oh: [noticing a snake] There's a snake on my foot.
Zed: In the form of a question.
Oh: [scared] There's a snake on my foot?
Zed: Correct!

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[from trailer]
Zed: [pointing to wheels] What are these big, round things for?
Cain: They're wheels, numbskull. They make the cart roll.
[Zed and Oh are riding on the cart, with their arms in the air]
Oh: I feel like a bird!

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Zed: I'm sorry. I wasn't listening. All my brain blood was in my boner.

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Oh: I'm a virgin by choice.
Zed: Ha. Not your choice!

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Oh: [Oh and Eema come back out after having sex] She's not a virgin anymore.
Eema: He's not a virgin either.
Oh: I saved a life with my love making.

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Cain: [to his father Adam, while trying to flee on a slow-moving camel] Eat my dust, father!

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Oh: If we never ever see you again it's not cause we are avoiding you.

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Princess Inanna: Come, come quick
Zed: That will not be a problem
Zed: What are we doing here
Princess Inanna: I want you to enter the holy of holies
Zed: Oh that is quite a coincidence, because I want you to sit on the poliest of polies.

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Cain: What transpires within the confines of the walls of Sodom, stays within the confines of the walls of Sodom.

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Oh: I just want to lay with her so badly.
Zed: I don't see it. I mean she's cute, but I don't think I'd lay with her.
Oh: She's your sister. I mean, it would be like laying with your mother.
Zed: Which was a *big* mistake, I see that now.

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Zed: Look, I want you to know I blame myself for everything that's happened.
Maya: Yeah, so does everybody else.

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Abraham: We are the Hebrews. Righteous people - not very good at sports.

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Zed: It seems like a waste of a perfectly good virgin to me...
Pedestrian Villager: He guys, I'm trying to enjoy a sacrifice with my family. Do you mind? Do you mind?

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High Priest: Behind these doors is the Holy of Holies, earthly domain of the gods. A place so ineffably sacred, so powerful, that he who enters is instant death.
Oh: Who cleans it?

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Zed: Hey, I'm peeing on my face too. On the inside.

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[last lines]
Zed: To the north!
Maya: You know that that's west.
Zed: Mmm hmm, yeah, I was just checking to see if you knew. To the west!
[under his breath]
Zed: I'm already glad you're here.

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