Ed: Issue 14, Zombie Aliens from Planet Rhubark, states, 'more than often it is required to bait said aliens with a human female to lure potential flesh-consuming extraterrestrials from their lair'.
Nazz: That's so dumb!
[Everyone looks at her, most of them leering. Later in the day, Nazz is tied up. One arm is tied to the mailbox, the other to the lamppost. She is now in a pink dress, with a giant bow in her hair, and a tag affixed reading 'FREE!']
Edd: Dearest Nazz, find it in your heart to forgive me. Perhaps it's best to think of it as a selfless act to save...
[Nazz slaps Edd]