Californication (TV Series)

Filthy Lucre (2007)

David Duchovny: Hank Moody

Quotes 

• Becca Moody : Father?

  Hank Moody : Offspring?

• Hank Moody : Sometimes, it's best not to get involved in the affairs of others.

  Becca Moody : That's interesting, coming from the most intrusive man I know.

• Hank Moody : [Karen and Bill are arguing]  Hey, hey, I don't wanna get your hopes up, guys, but you keep rolling this way with the marital discord, and I see you across from Oprah on the big yellow couch.

• Charlie Runkle : Bonus time, baby! Treat yourself!

  Hank Moody : Treat myself?

  Charlie Runkle : Yeah, sure, get yourself a new car.

  Hank Moody : I don't want a new car. I like my old one. It's got *character.*

  Charlie Runkle : Yeah, well, if by 'character' you mean it's got lady-juice in every nook and cranny in the upholstery, then, yes, you're right!

  Hank Moody : [fondly smiling]  That explains a lot, actually.

  Charlie Runkle : So get it washed then!