The Bounty Hunter (I) (2010)

Jennifer Aniston: Nicole Hurley

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Quotes 

• [calling Milo from inside his car's trunk] 

  Nicole Hurley : Milo, please, you have got to let me out of here.

  Milo Boyd : Hmm... nope!

  Nicole Hurley : All right, I shouldn't have run away, you just caught me off guard. And the truth is, I think I might need your advice on something.

  Milo Boyd : Well, that's a real shame. Because I wouldn't help you if you were the last baby sea turtle dragging your little, tiny body across the burning sand whilst hungry seagulls circled overhead. No, I'd just pull up a chair, sip a pina colada and watch nature take its course.

• Nicole Hurley : Why do people do that?

  Milo Boyd : Why do people do what?

  Nicole Hurley : Deny that they've ever done anything wrong in the relationship - why can't people take responsibility for their shit and move on?

• Nicole Hurley : Life is making mistakes.

  Milo Boyd : And death is wishing you had made more.

• Milo Boyd : Ah, using your one phone call to phone in a story. That is so you.

  Nicole Hurley : [surprised look]  What are you doing here?

  Milo Boyd : Hey, it's a special night. There's no way we're not spending it together. Hey, can we go in the same cell?

  Cop : Get in the cell, dickhead.

  Milo Boyd : [being pushed]  All right, I'm going.

• [Nicole is calling Milo from inside his trunk] 

  Milo Boyd : Nic... Nicole?

  Nicole Hurley : [crying]  Please stop...

  Milo Boyd : Hey, remember how we used to be in love?

  Nicole Hurley : [still crying]  Yeah.

  Milo Boyd : Well, that means I know when you're crying for real, and when you're faking it! Bye-bye!

  [laughs and hangs up] 

  Nicole Hurley : Oh! God, Milo!

  [she pounds on the trunk with her fists] 

  Milo Boyd : [laughing]  Oh, God... so good.

• [Milo dumps Nicole in his trunk] 

  Nicole Hurley : No, you have got to be kidding! You cannot be putting me in the trunk! You cannot be seri-!

  Milo Boyd : [shuts the trunk]  I'm dead "seri"!

• [as Nicole heads for a row of taxis, Milo draws his gun] 

  Nicole Hurley : Oh, what? You're gonna shoot me?

  Milo Boyd : Nope.

  [levels the gun] 

  Milo Boyd : I'm gonna shoot a cab driver.

  Nicole Hurley : [seeing all the cab drivers locking their doors]  Oh, no, no, no, he doesn't mean it!

  Milo Boyd : Yep, I mean it.

  Nicole Hurley : [banging on the cab drivers' doors, without response]  Ah, chicken shits!

• Nicole Hurley : Can't we talk about this?

  Milo Boyd : Fine. What do you want to say?

  Nicole Hurley : [after a pause]  I am not letting you take me to jail.

  Milo Boyd : Duly noted. Let's go.

  [scoops her over his shoulder] 

• Milo Boyd : You see, what I do is, I hunt down criminals. Idiots who jump bail, specifically.

  Nicole Hurley : [laughing]  You are a bounty hunter?

  Milo Boyd : Yeah. And much as it pains me to say this, and it really does, I gotta take you to jail.

• [from trailer] 

  Milo Boyd : Are you trying to seduce me?

  Nicole Hurley : Yeah.

  Milo Boyd : What's the hottest thing about me? That would be my gun.