- Carina: Sure you don't want to come back to my hotel room?
- Chuck Bartowski: As flattered and... intimidated as I am by your proposition... why *me*?
- Carina: I love taking what Sarah wants.
- Chuck Bartowski: *Me?* No, Sarah doesn't want me.
- Carina: Yeah, she probably doesn't know it yet herself. But *I* do!
- Chuck Bartowski: [to Sarah] I need to ask you a favor, and feel free to say no. And by that I mean, *say no*. But, uh, could you fix Morgan up with Carina? Make sure you really exaggerate "no" so they can lip-read it. They're a little lame, but I think they can crack "no".
- Carina: [re leading on Morgan] Oh, come on, I'm just giving the kid a thrill. This place is like if a yawn could yawn.
- Chuck Bartowski: How am I supposed to know that Carina has a remote control jet ski? It's usually not an option in real life.
- Carina: Now, see that man over there? Payman Alahi, his house, his party, his diamond... for now.
- Chuck Bartowski: [Notices that Alahi is very hairy] Are we-are you talking about Señor Wookiee over there?
- Thug: Hey. You got a light?
- John Casey: Studies indicate that smoking can be hazardous to your health. Pick up a paper. From the '60s.
- Sarah Walker: Wow, you know, I saw some really cool paintings outside. Can I have a look?
- Peyman Alahi: Sure. Like this one?
- Sarah Walker: Oh yeah.
- Peyman Alahi: Oh, you got a nice pair of eyes amongst other nice pairs.
- Chuck Bartowski: Look, I'm sorry about the beach. You're absolutely right, I shouldn't let my feelings affect the mission. And, um, if you and Bryce, if you had a thing, well, that makes sense. He always got the great girls. I just wish I knew something real about you. Can't you just tell me just one true thing? Just one? Like, where did you grow up? Or if that's too much, I get it. I get it, if that's too much, what's your name? What's your real name?
- [Sarah doesn't answer]
- Chuck Bartowski: Middle name. What's your middle name? Can't you just tell me your middle name?
- [Sarah looks at him, but still doesn't answer. Chuck gives up]
- Chuck Bartowski: I'm gonna go and get the napkins.
- [He walks away]
- Sarah Walker: [Almost whispers it to herself] It's Lisa. My middle name is Lisa.
- Carina: You analysts don't know what it's like for us field agents. But it's our job. We shed identities like people shed clothes.
- Chuck Bartowski: In your case, that's quite often.
- Jeff Barnes: [re Carina] Oh, my God, she is way too good for him.
- Lester Patel: She's way too good for this store. Isn't there a nicer establishment where beautiful people can shop?
- Carina: [making a toast] Cheers to spying.
- [Chuck raises his glass, then gets pushed back onto the bed]
- Carina: I hope you like what you see.
- [slips off her black satin robe, wears red two-piece lingerie underneath]
- Chuck Bartowski: I should - I should - I should probably call Sarah. Sarah - Sarah should probably be here. I think that would be important for her to know...
- Carina: [chuckles] You're not much of a spy, are you? I wonder how many more clothes I can, uh, take off?
- [naughty sparkle in her eyes]
- Carina: But if Sarah were here...
- [cups Chuck's chin]
- Carina: I couldn't seduce you. Unless maybe you were into that sort of thing...
- [pulls Chuck closer by his tie]
- Carina: Hmm?
- [Chuck chokes]
- Chuck Bartowski: Maybe just one.
- Carina: [all predatory, moves in behind Chuck on the bed] Or maybe I'm wrong, and you're already sleeping with Sarah.
- [speaking into his ear:]
- Carina: Are you sleeping with Sarah?
- Chuck Bartowski: I think you know that a gentleman never...
- Carina: Oh, God, I get it. That makes sense, considering Bryce...
- Chuck Bartowski: Br... Bryce? Bryce? What are you - what are you talking about?
- Carina: Oh, you don't know about Bryce? Bryce Larkin? Her boyfriend?
- [Chuck's eyes widen in alarm]
- CIA Director Graham: We were able to thwart the purchase of 26 million dollars of surface-to-air missiles the Afghani terrorist group was planning on buying. No diamond, no cash, no sale.
- [Delivery person arrives, hands a package to the General]
- CIA Director Graham: Well done all around.
- [General hands the package to Graham. Graham shakes the package, thinking the diamond is in the package]
- CIA Director Graham: You didn't?
- Morgan Grimes: Chuck, I know what a third wheel is. I know it's me. Give, give me a chance here, man. Let, let me be a fourth wheel. For once. Or maybe I can be any other even number.