Chuck (TV Series)

Chuck Versus the Helicopter (2007)

Zachary Levi: Chuck Bartowski

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• Chuck Bartowski : Look, I'm not accusing you of anything... today. Yesterday, yes, I may have laid it on a little thick with the accusing, but I'm really sorry about that. Instead of not trusting you I should have been thanking you for saving my life and protecting the country and for making really tasty gourmet wieners.

• Chuck Bartowski : [to Sarah, who's interrogating him]  You should know if you're planning on hurting me even to prove a point, I have a very low threshold for pain.

• Sarah Walker : I'm sorry I yelled at you.

  Chuck Bartowski : It was our first fight. You know, it's a big step... if our relationship were remotely real.

• Chuck Bartowski : Casey, he's got Sarah, we've gotta save her!

  John Casey : Brilliant deduction.

• Chuck Bartowski : [after Casey tackles a shoplifter]  Lives are not in danger, and the country is still safe!

• John Casey : [Casey's been shot with a tranquilizer dart]  Pull it out.

  Chuck Bartowski : I have a very strong aversion to needles.

• Ellie Bartowski : Well, you've moved onto bigger and better girls. I don't really mean bigger like literally bigger... I just really like Sarah, and I hope you guys work things out before the next dinner party, of course.

  Chuck Bartowski : I dunno, sis, I really think I blew it.

  Ellie Bartowski : Look, Chuck, just try apologizing. It goes a long way.

• [Sarah's handcuffed wrists are strung up over her head] 

  Chuck Bartowski : Sarah! Are you okay?

  [realizes Sarah is gagged with duct tape] 

  Chuck Bartowski : Stupid question. Should I, uh...

  [rips the tape off her mouth] 

  Sarah Walker : Chuck, you have to get out of here.

  Chuck Bartowski : No, I'm here to save you!

  Sarah Walker : You shouldn't be here - you're too valuable! Besides, I have this well in hand.

  Chuck Bartowski : Uh-huh. Yeah. 'Cause it looks like it's well in hand.

• Chuck Bartowski : Hi, my name is Charles Bartowski, but you can call me Chuck. Those are my shoes, this is my life. It's filled with spies, car chases, computer-stealing ninjas and me saving the day.

• Chuck Bartowski : You see, everything changed when I got an e-mail from my old college buddy, Bryce Larkin. You see, Bryce had been working for the CIA when he stole a whole bunch of government secrets. Big, important secrets. Really scary, nasty, you-get-killed-for-having-them secrets. Next thing I know, these super secrets are downloaded into my brain. Which means every moment of my life is in danger.

• Sarah Walker : We've rewired the home-theater room for this test. When the images start, just say what they are.

  Chuck Bartowski : That's it?

  John Casey : I'm sure you'll find a way to screw it up.

• Big Mike : How's customer-service training?

  Chuck Bartowski : Super.

  John Casey : Fine.

  Big Mike : Glad to hear it. The better my employees, the less I work.

  Chuck Bartowski : Very inspiring words, sir.

  John Casey : Regular call to arms.

• John Casey : This is how this is gonna work. I'm gonna go over there, rescue Sarah, capture Dr. Zarnow, shoot anybody who gets in my way. You, you're gonna stay here.

  Chuck Bartowski : So, in this plan I basically do nothing?

  John Casey : Yup.

  Chuck Bartowski : [dramatically]  ... Let's do this.

• Lester Patel : Mr. Bartowski.

  Chuck Bartowski : Hi, Lester.

  Lester Patel : Uh, Code Zebra. Linux install at a factory off Ventura.

  Chuck Bartowski : Uh, I'm sorry. Why can't you and Jeff go?

  Lester Patel : Linux? PC's? We're, uh, Mac guys, Chuck. Uh, we're IT artists.

• Morgan Grimes : [Role-playing with Casey as shopper and Buy More staff]  Alright, so I'm gonna try that again, ready? Do you have any Ramones?

  [Casey looks at him threateningly but doesn't respond] 

  Morgan Grimes : No, don't say no. It's not gonna... Listen, okay. Uh, excuse me, John, how are you doing? Do you have any Ramones here, *dude*? But don't tell me you don't have any.

  Chuck Bartowski : Casey, the correct response is, "Can we *order* you the Ramones?".

  Morgan Grimes : Ramones, man, Ramones, okay? Just looking for the Ramones, man. Do you have Ramones? Cause I love the Ramones and I wanted...

  [Casey shoves Morgan to the floor] 

  Morgan Grimes : Aw. That's a no on the Ramones, I guess.

  Chuck Bartowski : Okay, I don't think that's in the Buy More manual.

  John Casey : [Threateningly]  What did Sarah tell you, hmm? I know you talked to her. It's what I do for a living.

  [Chuck doesn't answer] 

  Morgan Grimes : [still on the floor]  Oh, no, here it is, on the bottom shelf. Ramones.