Chuck (TV Series)
Chuck Versus the Nemesis (2007)
Zachary Levi: Chuck Bartowski
Quotes
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Chuck Bartowski : [at Thanksgiving dinner] I'm thankful that Bryce Larkin is dead and is not currently in my bedroom making out with my new girlfriend.
John Casey : [interprets Chuck's signal and goes to check the bedroom] Excuse me...
Morgan Grimes : Wow, buddy, that was um... really... dark.
Captain Awesome : And specific.
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Bryce Larkin : Who are you?
Chuck Bartowski : Hey, buddy, it's me, Chuck.
Bryce Larkin : [Bryce looks at him] I don't believe you. What have you done with the real Chuck?
Chuck Bartowski : I'd like to come out now, please.
John Casey : [sarcastically to Sarah] Real born interrogator.
Chuck Bartowski : Great. Well, unless we're in the twilight zone, and I'm some kind of clone, the answer to your question is, "yes, I am the real Chuck".
Bryce Larkin : Prove it.
[says something in Klingon]
Chuck Bartowski : Come on, there are people watching.
Bryce Larkin : Do it.
[Chuck responds in Klingon]
John Casey : What the hell?
Bryce Larkin : Your Klingon's a bit rusty.
Chuck Bartowski : Yeah, I've been kinda busy ever since I got your e-mail.
Bryce Larkin : Did you open it?
Chuck Bartowski : Yeah.
Bryce Larkin : Your computer?
Chuck Bartowski : Destroyed.
Bryce Larkin : So you're the only one?
Chuck Bartowski : I don 't get it, Bryce. Why'd you do it? Why'd you send me the intersect? Then, why did you destroy it? And last up: how the hell are you still alive?
Bryce Larkin : It's complicated.
Chuck Bartowski : Who saved you?
Bryce Larkin : They did.
Chuck Bartowski : *They* saved you? Did they? Could you be any more cryptic? Can I get a name, a place, a something?
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John Casey : [Bryce is using Chuck at a shield] I've got a clean shot.
Chuck Bartowski : No, you don't!
John Casey : You'll be fine.
Chuck Bartowski : No shooting, no shooting! I'm susceptible to bullets!
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Jeff : Chuck, the registers are down! I can't get them back up! What do I do?
Fulcrum : If you say more than one word to him, you're both dead.
Chuck Bartowski : Pineapple.
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Bryce Larkin : [Bryce using Chuck as a shield at the elevator] What's the access code?
Sarah Walker : Bryce, stop!
Bryce Larkin : I'll kill him, Sarah!
Chuck Bartowski : Between you and me, I think he means it!
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Bryce Larkin : [in the elevator to Chuck] You knew I wasn't really gonna do it, right?
Chuck Bartowski : No! No, I did not know that, Bryce! How would I know that?
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Bryce Larkin : [pointing a gun at Chuck] Close the door.
Chuck Bartowski : OK! OK, I'm closing the door, I'm closing the door, and I'm stepping into the apartment. *Please* *do* *not* *shoot* *me*!
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Chuck Bartowski : [after seeing Casey's hidden stash of guns in the Buy More] Are you kidding me? Some kid could find this!
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Bryce Larkin : Hello, Chuck.
Chuck Bartowski : Sarah and Casey are right inside, one girlish scream from me and they go into combat mode!
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Chuck Bartowski : [to Casey] Hey! No guns at Thanksgiving!
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Sarah Walker : How did Casey find out?
Chuck Bartowski : I made a rash decision.
Sarah Walker : You saw Bryce kiss me, didn't you?
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Sarah Walker : [to Bryce] Why Chuck?
Chuck Bartowski : Yeah! Why Chuck?