Burn Notice (TV Series)
Identity (2007)
Bruce Campbell: Sam Axe
Quotes
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[Greg and Bonnie come back and find Sam and Fiona in the bedroom, half-dressed]
Greg : What the hell are you doing here?
Fiona Glenanne : What are *you* doing here?
Bonnie : We live here!
Fiona Glenanne : You... you live here?
Sam Axe : Oh, God...
Fiona Glenanne : You liar... you liar! You son of a bitch!
Sam Axe : I can explain...
Fiona Glenanne : [slaps him] What? Explain what? That you told me you had a yacht so you could get in my pants? Is that about it?
Sam Axe : I'm sorry, baby...
[she slaps him again]
Fiona Glenanne : He told me this was his boat... this is our third date!
Greg : Get out.
Fiona Glenanne : [putting her shirt back on] Where's my shoe?
Bonnie : [handing it to her] Here.
Fiona Glenanne : I cannot believe this! You are taking me home right now!
Sam Axe : Okay, geez, take it easy.
Fiona Glenanne : [hitting him] We are leaving, we are leaving!
Sam Axe : We're so sorry about this.
[He turns around and throws Fi over his shoulder]
Fiona Glenanne : Hey!
Sam Axe : Come on, let's go.
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Sam Axe : So, you're helping old ladies now? Good for you, Mike. Hey, I saw a kitten up a tree on my way over here.
Michael Westen : They beat her up, took her life savings. You in or not?
Sam Axe : Well, you put it that way, what can I say?
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Michael Westen : Not bad for a man in his underwear.
Sam Axe : Hey, you think that's good, you should see me without 'em!
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Sam Axe : Good afternoon. Miami PD, I'm Detective Cagney, this is Detective Lacey.
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Sam Axe : Wiring crap into a car is not an art. It's about as subtle as hitting someone with a brick.
Fiona Glenanne : Hitting someone with a brick takes a lot of skill.
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Fiona Glenanne : [about the bug they are planting] I've heard surveillance through these things. It sounds like everyone's underwater.
Sam Axe : Well if you have a way to fit a recording studio into a light fixture I'm all ears.
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Michael Westen : Would you put some pants on?
Sam Axe : What? I work better when I can breathe down there.
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Michael Westen : Listen, Fi, uh, now's not a good time...
Sam Axe : [following him in] Oh, Jesus, Mike, you didn't tell me she was gonna be here.
Fiona Glenanne : [rushes at Sam] You cost me a lot of money, you son of a bitch! I've been waiting to talk to you for a long time!
Sam Axe : Oh, I cost you? OK, for starters, what you're talking about never officially happened, all right? But even if it had, you deserved a lot worse than what you got, lady!