- Flinthart Glomgold: [surrounded by reporters on the courthouse steps] The Duck à l'Orange is Pablo Piquacko's most famous painting. And Scrooge McDuck stole it from my art gallery!
- News Reporter: How do you know he stole it?
- Flinthart Glomgold: [holds up a video tape] This videotape here has
- [tapping the tape with his cane]
- Flinthart Glomgold: foolproof proof.
- [Scrooge just bought Huey, Dewey, and Louie ice cream and got a free cone of his own]
- Scrooge McDuck: [joking] A deal this sweet should be against the law.
- Police Officer: Scrooge McDuck, you're under arrest!
- [handcuffs Scrooge]
- Scrooge McDuck: [chuckles] Good joke, officer. I guess it is against the law.
- Police Officer: It's no joke, McDuck.
- [blows a whistle, prompting a police car to pull up in front of them]
- Mad Dog McGirk: [holding Scrooge up] You wanna know why I hate rich ducks? It's because they're rich and I'm not!
- Scrooge McDuck: [scared] Can I help it if crime doesn't pay, ya big galoot?
- Mad Dog McGirk: Say, you got a lotta spunk for a rich little runt who's about to get his beak bashed!
- Scrooge McDuck: Let go, you overgrown-!
- Prison Guard: Enough horse play, boys! It's lights out.
- Mad Dog McGirk: Uh, I was just introducing myself to my new roomie here.
- [Scrooge nods nervously]
- Prison Guard: It'll wait until morning, McGirk. Now lights out!
- Mrs. Bentina Beakley: Mr. McDuck would never steal that painting. Actually, I don't see why anyone would.