Scrubs (TV Series)
My Identity Crisis (2007)
John C. McGinley: Dr. Perry Cox
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Quotes
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Dr. Perry Cox : [video chatting with Jordan and Jack] All right, Jordan, you win. I miss you guys.
Baby Jack : I miss you too, Daddy.
Dr. Perry Cox : Jordan, would you like to say the same thing?
Jordan Sullivan : I would not.
Baby Jack : She would not.
Jordan Sullivan : We'll call you tomorrow.
[turns to Jack]
Jordan Sullivan : Will we?
Baby Jack : No!
Jordan Sullivan : [laughing] No!
[hangs up]
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Dr. Perry Cox : Barbie, please stop lumping us in together. Tomorrow is my day off and I am joyous to have my place all to myself. You see, I'm a lot of things: I'm a Scorpio; a registered Independent; a foodie; a Parrothead; yes I do love that Jimmy Buffet, always have, always will; a leg man...
Dr. Bob Kelso : A right bastard.
Dr. Perry Cox : Thank you, Bob. But I can assure you the one thing I am not is...
Dr. Bob Kelso : Straight?
Dr. Perry Cox : Audience participation is now over. The one thing I'm not is lonely. Capisci?
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Dr. Perry Cox : Go to hell, Bob.
Dr. Bob Kelso : I didn't even say anything.
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Dr. Perry Cox : [examining a radiography] Yeah, that looks like a healthy bone.
Dr. Todd Quinlan : Speaking of healthy bones...
Jordan Sullivan : Perry...
Dr. Todd Quinlan : One second, ma'am. I've got one in my pants. He's all yours.
Dr. Perry Cox : [to a surgeon] Why don't we go over this later? Thanks.
Jordan Sullivan : What have you been doing all day?
Dr. Perry Cox : Right up until this very moment I'd been successfully avoiding you.
Jordan Sullivan : I came to tell you I'm taking the kids to my mother's for the weekend. And seeing that you're not allowed within 40 feet of her house...
Dr. Perry Cox : The restraining order!
Jordan Sullivan : Christmas memories... anyhoo, you're staying here. I'm gonna leave you alone to celebrate.