Scrubs (TV Series)

My New Role (2009)

Zach Braff: Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian

Quotes 

• Dr. Bob Kelso : Listen, if he wanted to find a place to hide your patient, he could. He's just stressed, and out of his elements, and hell, he's scared. And even if he hasn't realized it, this job is changing him already! Because it comes with a whole host of overwhelming responsibilities, including keeping this hospital afloat.

  Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : I'd help him if he'd let me, but you know he won't.

  Dr. Bob Kelso : When I was Chief, and Dr. Cox came to me and complain about something, I would automatically say no. And if he never complained again, I'd know it wasn't that important. But if he came back and fought for it, over and over, I'd know it was something that I have to take a look at. Now, he's me, and he's got this damn voice in his head, telling him to say no all the time, and he desperately needs someone on the other side to tell him what he should do, whether he wants to hear it or not. And now, that person is you. Here we are.

  Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : [They stop in front of Dr. Cox's office]  Will he be at least grateful?

  Dr. Bob Kelso : No. He's gonna hate you for it.

• Katie : [J.D. and Elliot are kissing]  Dr. Dorian?

  Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Katie, we've been over this. It's inappropriate to interrupt an attending while he's hitting that. Particularly while he's hitting it good.

• Katie : [Speaking of Turk]  Oh, and he wanted me to ask you if you wanted to go to the batting cages after work.

  Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Remind him I don't like to do things that I'm not good at.

  Dr. Elliot Reid : Yeah. That's why we don't have sex much.

  Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : That hurt me so much, I lost my breath a little.