- [J.D. and Elliot are in bed at night. The apartment door squeaks open, and an ascending piano scale plays]
- Elliot: [whispers] J.D., someone's in the house!
- J.D.: [yells] Turk, get out of here!
- [a descending piano scale plays, and the door closes]
- J.D.: [scene cuts to Turk sitting on a park bench with Elliot's plate of cookies]
- Turk: Pull that piano crap on me?
- [scoffs]
- Turk: Please!
- Elliot: Turk, I need some help with J.D.
- Turk: OK, you guys are back together. I get that. It's great. You're a fit. I just don't want to get caught in the middle again.
- Elliot: [with street accent] Well, you shoulda thought of that before you jacked my cookies! You're in.
- Turk: [sotto voce] stupid sweet tooth...
- Turk: Now we are ready to close the incision. Are there any questions?
- The Janitor: [Dressed in scrubs and gloves] I don't think you're doing it right.
- Turk: Get out of here!
- The Janitor: Can I just touch the heart?
- Dr. Perry Cox: Bob, what are you doing here? Are you sick?
- Dr. Bob Kelso: No, but thank you for your concern.
- Dr. Perry Cox: No, you misunderstood me. I was being hopeful.
- [Crosses fingers]
- Dr. Perry Cox: Are you sick?
- Jordan Sullivan: If you don't fix this, so help me, I will grab you by your muffin top and stomp on your withering man parts until your eyes pop out.
- Dr. Bob Kelso: Twenty years ago, I would have thrown you on this table and made love to you right here.
- Jordan Sullivan: And I would have loved it.
- [J.D. enters his apartment, where Elliot is baking cookies]
- J.D.: Hey!
- Elliot: Hi.
- [piano scale plays as J.D. walks across a Piano Mat]
- J.D.: Why'd you put my Piano Mat here?
- Elliot: I was here all day all by myself, and I got a little freaked out, so I thought I'd use that as a burglar alarm.
- [J.D. plays "I'm No Superman" - "scrubs"'s theme song - on Piano Mat]
- J.D.: That's catchy.