Scrubs (TV Series)

My Cookie Pants (2009)

Zach Braff: Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian

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Quotes 

• Denise : Don't worry, a lot of people are scared of needles. You're just the first one without a vagina.

  Denise : [Outside]  Did you know he was a priest?

  J.D. : Yes, I did. See you tomorrow. If I don't, I'll just assume demons dragged you down to Hell and chewed your face off.

• [J.D. and Elliot are in bed at night. The apartment door squeaks open, and an ascending piano scale plays] 

  Elliot : [whispers]  J.D., someone's in the house!

  J.D. : [yells]  Turk, get out of here!

  [a descending piano scale plays, and the door closes] 

  J.D. : [scene cuts to Turk sitting on a park bench with Elliot's plate of cookies] 

  Turk : Pull that piano crap on me?

  [scoffs] 

  Turk : Please!

• [J.D. enters his apartment, where Elliot is baking cookies] 

  J.D. : Hey!

  Elliot : Hi.

  [piano scale plays as J.D. walks across a Piano Mat] 

  J.D. : Why'd you put my Piano Mat here?

  Elliot : I was here all day all by myself, and I got a little freaked out, so I thought I'd use that as a burglar alarm.

  [J.D. plays "I'm No Superman" - "scrubs"'s theme song - on Piano Mat] 

  J.D. : That's catchy.