- Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian: George, I'm terrified of dying.
- Dr. Christopher Turk: Me, too.
- George: Then why'd you lie?
- Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian: We fight death for a living every single day. We can't let it know we're afraid of it or it'll kick our ass.
- George: So there we are. Everybody's scared.
- Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian: Yeah.
- Dr. Christopher Turk: Pretty much.
- George: Well, then what in the hell do I have to hope for?
- Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian: Well, if it were me... I would just hope that my last thought was a good one.
- George: [frowns] What, that's it?
- Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian: That's it.
- George: And you thought that was deep? That was... that wasn't deep.
- Dr. Christopher Turk: Sorry.
- George: [starts to laugh] I'm over here dying. That's all you... that's all you can come up with?
- [Jordan and Taylor are going out to bars]
- Jordan Sullivan: Can we go? Cougars only drink free 'til 9:00!
- Dr. Taylor Maddox: What about MILFs?
- Jordan Sullivan: Oh, I'd forgot I had kids.