Scrubs (TV Series)

My Princess (2008)

John C. McGinley: Dr. Perry Cox

Quotes 

• Dr. Perry Cox : What is it? And make it quick so you don't bore me.

  Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : A few months ago, Elliot and I almost kissed. But now, she's saying...

  Dr. Perry Cox : Well, you tried your best. Now, leave me alone.

• Dr. Perry Cox : [Telling a story for Jack]  There was once a nurse, a surgeon, a doctor, and an idiot.

  Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Does this hat make me look fly?

  Jordan : [Interrupting]  Perry, he's four. No hospital stories.

  Dr. Perry Cox : Fine. There was once a two-headed witch, a princess, and a VILLAGE idiot.

  Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Does this hat make me look flyeth? It jingles when I shake it.

• Jordan : Where the hell are you going? It's your night to tell him a story.

  Dr. Perry Cox : Oh, no, no, no. I couldn't be more wiped out.

  Jordan : The nanny's mom died, and I had to spend the whole day sprinting around the house trying to avoid having conversations with her. You don't see me crying about it! So suck it up and spin a yarn.

  Baby Jack : Yeah, Dad, suck it up.