Scrubs (TV Series)
My Waste of Time (2008)
Zach Braff: Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian
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Quotes
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Dr. Perry Cox : What in the hell are you talking about?
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Oh, I'm just doing this thing where I use a slice of wisdom from someone else's life to solve a problem in my own life.
Jordan Sullivan : Seems coincidental.
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : And yet I do it almost every week.
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[Elliot and J.D. are meeting a patient in a fast food parking lot]
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Why are we meeting him here?
Dr. Elliot Reid : Because the last time I met a patient at their house, I ended up on the news.
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Was that the crack raid?
Dr. Elliot Reid : It was.
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[J.D. is watching Ted and the Janitor argue]
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Those two should have their own sitcom.
[cut to fantasy segment]
Ted Buckland : [singing] I'm a lawyer!
The Janitor : [singing] I'm a janitor!
Ted Buckland , The Janitor : Together we adopted a cute little kid. We're Legal Custodians!
[song ends]
Ted Buckland , The Janitor : Get it?