The Office (TV Series)

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Steve Carell: Michael Scott

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• Michael Scott : [at a meeting]  Has anyone ever come up to you and said, "You're not creative"?

  Dwight Schrute : Yes.

  Michael Scott : Well, they're wrong. You are creative. You are damn creative, each and every one of you. You are so much more creative than all of the other dry, boring morons that you work with.

  [they all look around, confused] 

  Jim Halpert : Who are you talking to, specifically?

• Michael Scott : Pam, please clear my phone lines.

  Pam Beesley : Certainly.

  [Pam imitating phone beeping] 

  Pam Beesley : Okay, clear.

• Michael Scott : All right, let me ask you this. Tell me if this is creative: when I was five, I imagined that there was such a thing as a unicorn. And this is before I had even... heard of one or seen one. I just drew a picture of a horse that could fly over rainbows and had a huge spike in its head. I was five. Five years old! Couldn't even talk yet!

• Michael Scott : Now this gentleman right here

  [indicates Stanley] 

  Michael Scott : is the key to our... urban vibe.

  Stanley Hudson : Urban? I grew up in a small town. What about me seems "urban" to you?

• Michael Scott : So welcome one and all to the world premiere of corporate crap fest.