The Office (TV Series)
Launch Party (2007)
Ed Helms: Andy Bernard
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Quotes
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Andy Bernard : [about Angela] I hear she's single and ready to mingle. I'm thinking about making a play for her. What do you think? Crazy, right?
Dwight Schrute : I think it's inappropriate to date someone you work with.
Andy Bernard : Isn't that part of the fun?
Dwight Schrute : No. I think you should date Kelly.
Andy Bernard : She works here, too. How is that any different?
Dwight Schrute : She works in the annex. You're also welcome to date Toby.
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Andy Bernard : And then I will say something positive like "Kudos," or "Job well done."
Jim Halpert : Or, "Zip-a-dee-doo-dah!"
Andy Bernard : I can't tell if he's mocking me.
Dwight Schrute : Just ignore him.
Andy Bernard : I can't do that. It's really hard for me to let things go.
Jim Halpert : I was mocking.
Andy Bernard : Thank you.
Dwight Schrute : I just feel like we need something more to acknowledge when I make a sale.
Andy Bernard : Yes! Like a chime or a bell.
Jim Halpert : Or a gong.
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Andy Bernard : They say you should never mix buisness with pleasure. Really? Well, then explain to me how a putt-putt golf company operates.