[
from trailer]
Edgar Frog:
I'm Edgar Frog, surfboard shaper and vampire hunter.
[
from trailer]
Edgar Frog:
[
brandishing two cross-shaped stakes] Who ordered the stake?
Edgar Frog:
Cut the theatrics. I know you're out there. Show yourself.
[
Sam appears out of the shadows]
Edgar Frog:
That's a good way to get yourself staked, Sam.
Sam Emerson:
Easy there, compadre. After all the shit that you pulled? I think you can at least hear me out. I mean, I feel like you owe me that.
Edgar Frog:
You really expect me to act like nothing ever happened?
Sam Emerson:
No, I've already forgiven you. It's water under the bridge.
Edgar Frog:
Stay there. You don't want it to go down like this.
Sam Emerson:
Oh, it's going down like this.
Edgar Frog:
I'm warning you.
Sam Emerson:
Hey, I'm trembling.
Edgar Frog:
Do you smell that? It smells like death and fungus. It's Vampire BO.
Edgar Frog:
Your sister's a suck monkey.
Edgar Frog:
Build a man a fire, he's warm for a day. Light a man on fire, and he's warm for the rest of his life!
Nicole Emerson:
I tried to eat that guy. Do you realize that? Do you know what it's like for me to want to drink blood? Do you know how disgusting that is? I'm a vegetarian!
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