My Boys (TV Series)

Jack and Bobby (2008)

Jamie Kaler: Mike Callahan

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Quotes 

• Mike Callahan : Weddings are the perfect place to rebound. So many sad, pretty girls realizing that their time is running out. They'll fall into the arms of the nearest guys, and that's gonna be us.

• [the guys compare old injuries] 

  Jack Newman : Scar right there. See?

  P.J. Franklin : Oh, look, it's little Bobby teeth marks.

  Jack Newman : Well, he was twenty-two.

  Bobby Newman : Okay, okay, what about this one? Do you remember that? Your archery set?

  George Newman : Ooo.

  Mike Callahan : Dude, that's nothing.

  Mike Callahan : [pointing to his upper lip]  Hockey stick.

  Kenny Morittori : [pointing to his forehead]  Mm-mm. Beer bottle.

  Brendan Dorff : [pointing to his heart]  Mm. Wendy.

  Mike Callahan : Aw, man, you made it real.

• Maggie : You know nothing about wine, do you?

  Mike Callahan : No, I... I'm more of a beer guy.

  Maggie : Well, the thing about drinking wine is savoring the experience, not rushing to some finish line of being drunk.

  Mike Callahan : See, that's where it loses me.

  Maggie : Mm. Well, there's a white over here that if you really sip it and savor it it kind of tastes like beer.

  Mike Callahan : Really?

  Maggie : No. It's wine. You're at a vineyard. This isn't Milwaukee.

• Mike Callahan : You know, uh, Milwaukee is actually the New York of Wisconsin. A lot of people don't know that.