Quotes
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Mark Corrigan : [voiceover] God, what's happening to me? Am I really going to get married? Don't want to... but calling off the wedding at the last minute? Don't want to hurt lovely Sophie. Need time to think. How can I buy some time? Contract TB? But where from? No badgers.
[he sees a large workman coming his way]
Mark Corrigan : [voiceover] Try to get beaten up? I could say he's got a... fat head. Call him a jizz-cock? Not actually an insult, all cocks are jizz-cocks really. Bit like calling him a piss-kidney.
[he watches cars moving around the car park]
Mark Corrigan : Road traffic accident? Yeah, that would kick everything into touch for a few months. Shit. Could I?
[sees a car coming towards him at about 5mph]
Mark Corrigan : [voiceover] Here it comes, come on Mark, take the hit. Keep your eyes on the prize!
[he steps in front of the car and the driver brakes]
Motorist : What the hell are you doing?
Mark Corrigan : Sorry, I didn't see you.
Motorist : You were looking straight at me!
Mark Corrigan : [voiceover] Must get injured!
[to the driver]
Mark Corrigan : Well, you should be more careful, you... jizz-cock!
Motorist : What?
Mark Corrigan : You could have had my legs off, you... piss-kidney!
Motorist : [driving on] Arsehole.
Mark Corrigan : [voiceover] Arsehole. Yep, nice insult. Clean, clear and insulting.
