Lesbian Vampire Killers (2009)

User Rating:

5.4/10   

Director:

Phil Claydon

Writers:

Paul Hupfield (co-writer)
Stewart Williams (co-writer)

Release Date:

20 March 2009 (UK)

Genre:

Action | Comedy | Horror

Tagline:

Two no-hopers. One cursed village. One hell of a night!

Plot:

Their women having been enslaved by the local pack of lesbian vampires thanks to an ancient curse, the remaining menfolk of a rural town send two hapless young lads out onto the moors as a sacrifice.

Plot Keywords:

Vampire | Lesbian | Blood | Female Nudity | Breasts

Cast

James Corden	...	Fletch
Mathew Horne	...	Jimmy
MyAnna Buring	...	Lotte
Vera Filatova	...	Eva
Paul McGann	...	Vicar
Silvia Colloca	...	Carmilla
Lucy Gaskell	...	Judy
Louise Dylan	...	Anke
Ashley Mulheron	...	Trudi
Tiffany Mulheron	...	Heidi
Emer Kenny	...	Rebecca
John Pierce Jones	...	Landlord
Emma Clifford	...	Ms Rossi
Travis Oliver	...	Steve
Susie Amy	...	Blonde

Also Known As:

L.V.K. (Europe) (short title)

MPAA:

Rated R for language, sexual content and horror violence.

Runtime:

86 min | Germany:88 min (European Film Market)

Country:

UK

Language:

English

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

2.35 : 1

Certification:

UK:15 | Ireland:16 | Australia:MA | New Zealand:R16 | Netherlands:12 | Iceland:16 | Finland:K-13 | Portugal:M/16 | Singapore:M18 | USA:R (certificate #45689)

Filming Locations:

Luton Hoo Estate, Luton, Bedfordshire, England, UK

Company:

AV Pictures

Trivia:

In 2003 when the script was first created, the writers, both MTV producers at the time, intended to make the film themselves as a 'straight to DVD' B-Movie. Paul Hupfield was set to direct, and Stewart Williams was due to play the part of Fletch.

Movie Connections:

Spoofs Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)

What did you expect?

This is for everyone who didn't like this movie. What did you expect. Really, what did you expect? You went to see a movie called Lesbian Vampire Killers. It had the lesbians, it had the vampires and oh yes, there were killings. Okay, it wasn't the best movie ever. The style was kind of like heroes meets sean of the dead. But it was as funny as other good comedies, it kept me entertained from start to finish mostly because of the lesbians but that's neither here nor there and although the plot was simple it was a nice idea. Essentially unless you like lesbians vampires and killings, and unless you one of those people who sees Matthew Horne throwing a sword at the bad guy who is in the middle of his two friends and think 'that doesn't make any sense he could have missed and hit James Corden, why didn't he just stab the sword' instead of thinking 'wow that was kick ass' then don't go and see this movie because you won't enjoy it.