The Office (TV Series)
Women's Appreciation (2007)
John Krasinski: Jim Halpert
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Quotes
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Jim Halpert : [after he's been given a demerit] Like, what does a demerit mean?
Dwight Schrute : Let's put it this way. You do not want to receive three of those.
Jim Halpert : Lay it on me.
Dwight Schrute : Three demerits, and you'll receive a citation.
Jim Halpert : Now, that sounds serious.
Dwight Schrute : Oh, it is serious. Five citations, and you're looking at a violation. Four of those, and you'll receive a verbal warning. Keep it up, and you're looking at a written warning. Two of those, that will land you in a world of hurt, in the form of a disciplinary review, written up by me, and placed on the desk of my immediate superior.
Jim Halpert : Which would be me.
Dwight Schrute : That is correct.
Jim Halpert : Okay. I want a copy on my desk by the end of the day or you will receive a full dessaggelation.
Dwight Schrute : What's a dis... What's that?
Jim Halpert : Oh, you don't want to know.