- [elderly Ethel Skinner starts a conversation with Jeff who she has recently met]
- Ethel: Have you and Pauline been at it for long?
- Jeff: I beg your pardon.
- Ethel: Well... courting!
- Jeff: Oh! Yeah, we've been seeing each other for a while now.
- Ethel: Do you know all about contradiction?
- Jeff: [confused] Err.
- Ethel: Condoms!
- Jeff: Oh! Yeah, well I think we are both a bit too old to be worrying about that.
- Ethel: Oh, no, you're not. Pauline doesn't know where you've been!