Ugly Betty (TV Series)

East Side Story (2007)

America Ferrera: Betty Suarez

Quotes 

• [Betty and Henry are trying to have a romantic moment in the copy room] 

  Amanda Tanen : Who is hogging the -?

  [gasps] 

  Amanda Tanen : Oh, dorkus interuptus.

  Betty Suarez , Henry Grubstick : GET OUT!

  Amanda Tanen : [exits]  Hey, everyone, Betty's in heat!

• [Daniel's lie to Betty has been exposed, as well as his new drug addiction] 

  Daniel Meade : I know, you're disappointed.

  Betty Suarez : No, Daniel! I am *way past* disappointed!

  [Betty storms out] 

• Angélica : Okay, I just checked her file, she had her cleaning two months ago. Her insurance will not cover this every six months.

  Diane : Rinse and spit, Angélica, just put it through. Where's your sense of romance? She's doing this for the man she loves.

  [to Betty] 

  Diane : Ooh, we should give you pink rubber bands.

  Betty Suarez : Ooh, yeah, that would be really fun!

  Angélica : Dentistry is not about fun.

  [to Diane] 

  Angélica : You always think that you can bend all the rules because you're pretty... and blonde.

  [exits] 

  Betty Suarez : Is she okay?

  Diane : She's just mad because we had a nitrous party the other night and we didn't invite her.

  Angélica : That was unethical and costly.

  Diane : BACK TO YOUR CAVE, SHREK!

• Diane : Okay, maybe I do escape to the movies more often than I should, but this is your movie, Betty?

  Betty Suarez : It is?

  Diane : This is your chance for the happy ending you always wanted.

  Betty Suarez : Yeah.

  Diane : Now go home and put on some totally cute top and run a brush through that hair, or maybe a hat and go and stop that plane. You're Drew Barrymore!

  Betty Suarez : Okay.

  [exits but then enters again] 

  Betty Suarez : Wait, I have my nephew's show tonight and I don't have the flight number and what about security, I...

  Diane : Drew Barrymore!