- Angie Lopez: I signed it the NWA.
- George Lopez: Ice Cube and Dr. Dre's old group? You're sending that to a racist?
- Angie Lopez: Not *that* NWA, the Neighborhood Watch Association!
- Benny: I've had to take crap from people like that all my life. When I was in the 8th grade, my teacher's wallet was stolen and mine was the first locker they searched.
- George Lopez: Please tell me they didn't find it.
- Benny: Hell no, all I had in there was half a bottle of scotch which I paid for myself with my baby sitting money.
- Max Lopez: I think Dad's right, there's even racism in school. I'm pretty sure I'm flunking math because my teacher is racist against Latinos.
- Angie Lopez: Max, half of your class is Latino.
- Max Lopez: No way, there's only 30 of us and 15 of them are Latino.
- George Lopez: You're not helping the cause!
- Benny: Where the hell have you been?
- George Lopez: I was giving Angie a back massage to put her to sleep, she started telling me about her day the next thing you know, I'm out.
- Benny: You made me wait for so long I dozed off too. George! We had a job to do and we fell asleep. We're sleeping Mexicans!
- George Lopez: No we're not. This is what racism does, it makes people feel bad about sleeping. Everybody sleeps, it's night!
- George Lopez: You want to help the cause, you get an education, then you can buy and sell fools like Sorkin.
- Max Lopez: You can't really buy and sell people, can you?
- George Lopez: Like I said, get an education!