"George Lopez" George Can't Let Sleeping Mexicans Lie (TV Episode 2007) - George Lopez as George Lopez

Angie Lopez : I signed it the NWA.

George Lopez : Ice Cube and Dr. Dre's old group? You're sending that to a racist?

Angie Lopez : Not *that* NWA, the Neighborhood Watch Association!
Benny : I've had to take crap from people like that all my life. When I was in the 8th grade, my teacher's wallet was stolen and mine was the first locker they searched.

George Lopez : Please tell me they didn't find it.

Benny : Hell no, all I had in there was half a bottle of scotch which I paid for myself with my baby sitting money.
Max Lopez : I think Dad's right, there's even racism in school. I'm pretty sure I'm flunking math because my teacher is racist against Latinos.

Angie Lopez : Max, half of your class is Latino.

Max Lopez : No way, there's only 30 of us and 15 of them are Latino.

George Lopez : You're not helping the cause!
Benny : Where the hell have you been?

George Lopez : I was giving Angie a back massage to put her to sleep, she started telling me about her day the next thing you know, I'm out.

Benny : You made me wait for so long I dozed off too. George! We had a job to do and we fell asleep. We're sleeping Mexicans!

George Lopez : No we're not. This is what racism does, it makes people feel bad about sleeping. Everybody sleeps, it's night!
George Lopez : You want to help the cause, you get an education, then you can buy and sell fools like Sorkin.

Max Lopez : You can't really buy and sell people, can you?

George Lopez : Like I said, get an education!

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