The Riches (TV Series)
Anything Hugh Can Do, I Can Do Better (2007)
Eddie Izzard: Wayne Malloy
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Quotes
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Wayne Malloy : So, Di Di.
Di Di Malloy : Huh?
Wayne Malloy : [sighs and gives Cheriene's mother a pancake from the frying pan] Here you go, mom.
Cherien's Mother : [smiling] You're not Doug.
Wayne Malloy : And you're not my mom. But we're having fun with pancakes, aren't we?
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Dahlia Malloy : And you know what else I been thinking, Wayne. We need to get us an Ishka. We need to clear all this shit out, do a cleansing. All of us, together. Remember, like that time in Kentucky, we went into the river, with all the snow on the rocks?
Wayne Malloy : Now?
Dahlia Malloy : Yeah. I'm sure there's a cold river around here somewhere.
Wayne Malloy : No.
Dahlia Malloy : Yeah. Cleansing, baby, cleansing.
Cael Malloy : Now?
Dahlia Malloy : Yeah. Oh come on, let's just do it.
Cael Malloy : School bus is gonna be here any minute.
Di Di Malloy : Mom, you know I got a math quiz today. I can't just go jump into a river. Sorry.
Sam Malloy : It's library day, I gotta return my books, otherwise I can't get new ones.
Cherien's Mother : Banana.
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Wayne Malloy : Di Di?
Di Di Malloy : Dad, we only did it once. We used protection. I don't know how I feel about it. Okay?
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Wayne Malloy : Well, I had a chat with Di Di. It seems that she and Eric had sex once, and she used... um... you know... birth control. It made me feel better. We had sex when you were fifteen.
Dahlia Malloy : We were married, Wayne. We were in love.
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Dahlia Malloy : I don't know what the rules are.
Wayne Malloy : Neither do I baby. Neither do I.
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Dahlia Malloy : You still got your job at Panco, baby.
Wayne Malloy : Don't want it.
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[last lines]
Dahlia Malloy : How'd it go in court, today?
Wayne Malloy : I won.
Dahlia Malloy : I'm sorry.
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Aubrey McDonald : Hugh's not back yet.
Wayne Malloy : [pretending to be Doug Rich] What do you mean he's not back yet? Where is he? What's he doing?
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Wayne Malloy : [pretending to be Doug Rich, on the phone] Hugh? Where are you?
Hugh Panetta : [on the phone] Somewhere in the desert, I'm guessing.
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Wayne Malloy : [pretending to be Doug Rich] As of this moment, I am in control here.