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Quotes
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Hitch Trailblazer : [grabs a random filly and hands it to a nearby pony] Your son is safe now, ma'am.
[runs off]
Woman Pony : This isn't my kid!
Hitch Trailblazer : You're welcome!
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Hitch Trailblazer : Where's my badge? Hey, you! I know unicorns like shiny things!
Izzy Moonbow : Oh, you know, I think I did see a shiny badgey thing on the ground a few hours ago.
Hitch Trailblazer : What? Hours?
Izzy Moonbow : Well, maybe it's for the best. Between you and me, buddy, that badge was creating an unhealthy power dynamic.
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Hitch Trailblazer : Anypony care to explain?
Sunny Starscout : We had to get the crystal. Look...
[reaches into her hand bag only to discover she doesn't have the crystal]
Sunny Starscout : Oh, no, no, no, no, no! It's not here!
Zipp Storm : Seriously?
Izzy Moonbow : On the bright side, we had so much fun losing it!
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Hitch Trailblazer : You did it, Sunny.
Sunny Starscout : No. We did it.
Izzy Moonbow : Now we never have to be apart!
Hitch Trailblazer , Sunny Starscout , Izzy Moonbow , Zipp Storm , Pipp Petals : Hoofs to heart!
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Pipp Petals : That is not cool.
Hitch Trailblazer : It is *not*! Wait, did I just agree with a Pegasus?
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Izzy Moonbow : Hi, guys! Now, I know what you're thinking...
Sprout : Ahh! She's already reading our minds! Quick, before she fries our brains!
[runs off]
Hitch Trailblazer : Wait, where are you going?
Sprout : To get reinforcements!
Hitch Trailblazer : We have reinforcements?
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Zipp Storm : [as the unicorns do their ritual] Okay? I'm gonna need some context.
Izzy Moonbow : Unicorns are very superstitious. If a pony ever says a forbidden word, we have to do our ritual to ward off the jinxies.
Pipp Petals : Jinxies?
Izzy Moonbow : Bad luck.
Hitch Trailblazer : Forbidden words?
Izzy Moonbow : Magic, wing, feather... oh, and mayonnaise.
Hitch Trailblazer : What's wrong with may...
Izzy Moonbow : Ahh, ti-ti-ti-ti-ti-ti-ti!
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Hitch Trailblazer : Sunny, Sunny, Sunny, Sunny. Do you think you've escaped? Well, think again. I will not eat, I will not sleep... Well, maybe a quick nap and a snack if I can't find you in the next few hours, but after that, nothing will stop me!
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Izzy Moonbow : Her mom is the queen!
Hitch Trailblazer : Wait, that means you're a princess?
Zipp Storm : Huh. Well, look at that. The sheriff just became a detective.
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Hitch Trailblazer : What is it with me and critters? They're like a magnet to me.
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Hitch Trailblazer : [as the balloon pony takes off] Yikes. That's gotta be a lot of paperwork.
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Sunny Starscout : Hitch, what are you doing?
Hitch Trailblazer : Arresting you! And saving you. You're welcome.
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Hitch Trailblazer : [sarcastically] Well, this is pleasant.