"George Lopez" George Uses His Vato Power to Save Dinero Que La (TV Episode 2007) - George Lopez as George Lopez

Angie Lopez : I'm going to go upstairs, scrape a dry hunk of toothpaste off of the sink and brush my teeth.

[goes upstairs]

Benny : What the hell is going on? You haven't broken her yet?

George Lopez : Mom, she's tougher than I thought. We ran out of fabric softener, her thongs are like cardboard and she's wearing them anyway.
Benny : Where is the boy who made a pillow out of grass clippings and a trash bag? Where is the little boy who lived for a whole month on Halloween candy? Who used pages from a phone book when we ran out of toilet paper?

George Lopez : He's in me, Mom, I can feel him.
Angie Lopez : Why is it dark in here?

George Lopez : Some of us don't need to waste money on electricity.

Angie Lopez : I don't need it if you don't.

Max Lopez : Is this supposed to be a good marriage? If it is, why do gay people want it so badly?
George Lopez : You spent 50 cents!

Angie Lopez : No, I bought these with recycled cans.

George Lopez : Going through the trash, are you?

Angie Lopez : I didn't need to, I found 40 empties in the back of your mom's car.
Angie Lopez : Face it, George, you underestimated me. I'm not spending money on ANYTHING and I ran out of deodorant, razor blades, and

[pulls back her cap revealing a huge gray streak]

Angie Lopez : *hair dye* a long time ago.

George Lopez : Orale, Pepe le Pew!

Benny : [comes in the back door and sees Angie's hair] HOLY CRAP!

[softly]

Benny : I'm moving very slow-ly... don't spray me!

George Lopez: George Lopez