- Alexis Meade: [talking about Wilhelmina Slater] She's nothing more than a Chanel-suit with an office.
- Giovanni 'Gio' Rossi: So, the principal turns to her and says 'Betty Suarez, you're expelled!'
- Antonella: No way!
- Justin Suarez: Badass!
- Betty Suarez: No, it is not badass to be expelled from school so don't go getting any ideas.
- Giovanni 'Gio' Rossi: [hugging his sister Antonella] Too late, you're officially a bad influence.
- Amanda Tanen: Betty, we are so glad you finally found a rebound guy. You and Henry?
- Marc St. James: Mismaaatch! One time, I saw him changing his shirt in the bathroom, and I wasn't staring, and I definitely did not take a picture, but for a nerd accountant? He has body kar-ate
- [shows Amanda a picture on his phone]
- Amanda Tanen: Ooo. But Gio smells like salami.
- Marc St. James: And he's perfect for you!!
- Amanda Tanen: Betty, Gio loves you!
- Marc St. James: And that's a direct quote from a stall in the men's room.