- Lynette Scavo: And, Edie, you look great, especially, you know, given the circumstances.
- Edie Britt: You mean that I tried to hang myself? Well, it's okay. The doctor encouraged me to talk about it.
- Bree: Surely not over food.
- Bree: Look, this family's reputation is already hanging by a thread. I mean first people thought that your stepfather was a wife killer, then your sister takes off with her history teacher, and now we're supposed to parade the little bastard up and down the street. I mean we might as well sit on the porch and play banjos!
- Susan Delfino: OK, before we go any further, can I check these diplomas? Just to make sure they aren't, like, from some med school in the Philippines?