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Quotes
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Jack Donaghy : A youthful companion is the ultimate status accessory.
Liz Lemon : Well, maybe you can pull that off, you're a man. It's different for women.
Jack Donaghy : That is so sexist of you. To that clueless boy over there, you're a very powerful woman. Technically you're a catch. You got money, status, naturally thick hair, a decent set.
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Liz Lemon : Oh God, is it only 1:00 am?
Jamie : Yeah, so after this I figure we hit up Marquee. They only serve drinks till 4:00, but I can get us into this great after-hours club in Brooklyn...
Liz Lemon : I'm 37.
Jamie : What?
Liz Lemon : I'm 37. Please don't make me go to Brooklyn.
Jamie : I'm 20.
Liz Lemon : Oh, boy. This just went from a senior dating a freshman to Mary Kay Letourneau and Vili Fualaau.
Jamie : Are those friends of yours?
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Liz Lemon : You can't be gay for one person. Unless you're a lady. And you meet Ellen.
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Cerie : Oh, Liz. Did I see you Saturday at Marquee?
Liz Lemon : I was there. Yes.
Cerie : So what were you doing there? Is it like that time they found my grandpa at the bus station?
Liz Lemon : No, I was there with Jamie, the coffee guy. And we had a great time.
Cerie : Wow, coffee guy? That'll really make your ex-husband jealous.
Liz Lemon : Cerie, for the last time, I have never been married.
Cerie : That's the spirit!
