- Liz Lemon: Alright, I need my job back but this is not crawling, this is proud begging like those kids that dance on the subway.
- Jack: Of course you can have your job back, Lemon.
- Liz Lemon: Oh thank god! It was terrible. I went to her apartment. I don't think she has a toilet! I saw my future, Jack.
- Jack: Never go with a hippie to a second location.
- [hands Lemon a glass of wine]
- Liz Lemon: [sighs] I can't end up like that. I have gotta make money and save it. And I have to do that thing that rich people do where they turn money into *more* money. Can you teach me how to do that?
- Jack: With my eyes closed.
- Liz Lemon: Oh good, because I want to send Rosemary $400 a month for... forever.
- Jack: You should, that woman is unemployable.
- Liz Lemon: Rosemary said that women become obsolete in this business when there's no one left that wants to see them naked.
- Jack: You make enough money, you can pay people to look at you naked.
- [raises glass]
- Jack: To the future, Lemon. Oh, and by the way, GE has a problem with the dog penis sketch.
- Liz Lemon: [they both take a sip, Lemon hands her glass back to Jack] I'll change it.
- [turns to leave, Jack pours the remainder of her wine into his glass]
- Liz Lemon: [off screen] Hey, what about cat penises?
- Jack: [Pretending to be Tracy's dad] Lady, just because I'm an ignorant black man and you paid me a nickel to bust up your chifforobe, doesn't give you the right to call me ridiculous just 'cause I'm proud of my son.
- Jack: It is with great pleasure I would like to announce that the recipient of this year's prestigious GE Followship award is none other than our very own Liz Lemon.
- Frank Rossitano: Wait, how could Liz win a fellowship award? She doesn't like people.
- Jack: No, followship. Presented annually to the woman... sorry, person... who best exemplifies a follower.
- Liz Lemon: I'm not a follower.
- Jack: It also comes with 10 grand.
- Liz Lemon: I accept this proudly on behalf of followers everywhere.
- Jack: What is it about your wiring that compels you to do exactly what you're asked not to?
- Tracy Jordan: I don't know. I've always been this way.
- Man: [cut to flashback] Tracy, don't play with matches.
- Young Tracy: You're not my dad!
- Man: [cut to another flashback] Tracy, don't stare directly at the sun. It'll make you crazy.
- Young Tracy: You're not my dad!
- Man: [cut to another flashback] Tracy, you're not going out of the house dressed like that!
- Young Tracy: You're not my dad!
- Jack: [cut back to present] I'm beginning to think this has something to do with your dad.
- Tracy Jordan: You're not my dad! You can't tell me what it's about!
- Tracy's Father: Tracy, don't stare directly at the sun. It'll make you crazy.
- Tracy Jordan: You're not my dad!