30 Rock (TV Series)

The Collection (2007)

Jack McBrayer: Kenneth Parcell

Quotes 

• Jack : You like cookie jars, Kenneth?

  Kenneth Parcell : Well, I guess I never thought about it that much. We had a nice one back home in Georgia. It had a bear on it. I remember when my mom's friend Ron would come over. They'd go into the bedroom to sort out their paperwork, and I'd just go ahead and stare at that cookie jar. It was almost as if I took every problem that I ever had and I put it inside that cookie jar. And I sealed it up so tight that nothin' would ever, ever, ever get out. So, I guess to answer your question, I'd give cookie jars about a B.

  Jack : Some people have so many problems that there aren't enough cookie jars in the world to contain them.

• Kenneth Parcell : Miss Lemon, may I speak with you?

  Liz Lemon : Sure, can you walk and talk?

  Kenneth Parcell : Uh... Usually, but now you've got me thinking about it.