30 Rock (TV Series)

Jack Gets in the Game (2007)

Chris Parnell: Dr. Spaceman

Quotes 

• Dr. Leo Spaceman : Now, Jenna, medically speaking, for your height, your weight puts you in what we call the disgusting range. Fortunately, there are solutions. For example, crystal meth has been shown to be very effective. How important is tooth retention to you?

  Jenna Maroney : It's pretty important. What about my crazy surgical options, Dr. Spaceman?

  Dr. Leo Spaceman : Oh, please, Dr. Spaceman is my dad. Call me Leo. And there are some wonderful crazy surgical options. Are you familiar with the Bradshaw Clinic?

  Jenna Maroney : Am I? That's where the Olsen twins were separated!

  Dr. Leo Spaceman : I've sent a number of my famous clients there. I can make a call, get you in as soon as possible.

  Jenna Maroney : Thank you, Leo. I can't be on television looking like I just had a baby or something.

  Dr. Leo Spaceman : [chokes up]  You know, this right here is why I got into medicine.